Ayn Clouter's Blog

THERE'S A BOAT THAT'S LEAVIN' SOON FOR CUBA....:

Gonzales ... said he recognized he would be assuming a new role. ... "This was simply people who were morally bankrupt trying -- having fun, " he said. "And I condemn that."

Now we finally see why the Party of Promiscuity is really upset with our next Witchfinder Attorney General. It's not their worries that this Hispanic in the cabinet might hurt them with the illegal alien vote, or that this post would grease his path to the Extreme Court, of even disagreements with him on issues. No, they are resentful that he would be another Puritan, laboring endlessly to wipe out amusements and recreation, and refusing to ever again reveal those statutory breasts in the briefing room. Such base canards are no surprise from the Epicurean Elitists. He clearly does support fun, but only for those noble patriotic soldiers who have earned the right to their relaxation. His proactive promotion of their prison pastimes prompts me to this parody of Gershwin's "It Ain't Necessarily So":

They're not an applicable law
They're not an applicable law
Geneva Conventions restricting detentions
They're not an applicable law

Our captives aren't prisoners of war
Our captives aren't prisoners of war
They have no such status -- ignore Swiss afflatus
Our captives aren't prisoners of war

It's not abuse if it's for fun
It's not abuse if it's for fun
It is only a tease to force them to their knees
It's not abuse if it's for fun

They are not entitled to clothes
They are not entitled to clothes
It's no crime if they're nude if it's just to be lewd
They are not entitled to clothes

They're just architectural games
They're just architectural games
If there's a rear amid a human pyramid
They're just architectural games