Monday, June 23, 2008

Can't Hire Good Sins These Days.... 

I too was inspired by the latest Creative Market Solution Proposal run up the flag-pin pole by our Designated Sacrifice Flyboy, Senator McAbel, to contemplate other intractable irritants resolvable by Reward Posters. Fortunately, Arthur beat me to it, even if his decadent lifestyle caused him to consider less Family Friendly (TM) targets for innovation. Read his extension of the solon's remarks at Teevee Is Better Than Life!

Friday, June 13, 2008

Hey Kids! It’s A Contest! 

John McCain said Friday that the Supreme Court ruling on Guantanamo Bay detainees is "one of the worst decisions in the history of this country." –FOXNews.com
An unidentified nonspokeswoman added "It's just as bad as Brown vs. Board of Education and almost as terrible as Roe vs. Wade."

Gee, what do you think are the others in his Top Ten Terrible Turnarounds of the Benighted Nine? Put your answers in Comments. The best answer gets the entire budget surplus of McCain's fourth year in office. Judges, if needed, to be announced later, probably from somewhere overseas.

The Second Time As Farce 

A jury acquitted R. Kelly on all counts .... –AP
He will announce later today that he will spend all his fortune trying to find "the real pornographers".

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