Thursday, March 09, 2006

Fighting Terrorists Over Here:

I have, as a proud patriot, briefly peeked out of my retreat to an undisclosed location to warn you all. The reason Our Noble Lame Duck needs to be able to data-mine the web without warrants is all those domestic terrorists openly using their sites as part of a conspiracy to bomb patriotic Americans. You know how they've already done that, exploiting the formula used by Google by multiple phony linkings, trying to fool people that He Who Must Be Obeyed is really a "miserable failure" [sic].

Well, now the insidious leftists are so sputtering with anger over Lower Dakota's proud secession from the Third Millenium that they are plotting a similar revenge against one of the upstanding authors of that world-shaking legislation. I refer to a wonderfully traditionalist Republican State Senator who generously (too much so for my own taste) stated that he would be willing to consider an exception to his ban on all abortions. Specifically he would allow it for
"a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."
In a fit of hubris, the lefty women of a bizarre site called Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Novels have issued a Google-bombing fatwa against that legislator. They have put up a page which defines his name as "To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage." They urge all their legions of deluded dupes to somehow work his name into their postings, so that they can link it to that definition.

So be, warned: if you are a loyal, patriotic American who believes no fertilized egg should be left behind, if in your surfing on the web you should see a link to Bill Napoli, do not click on that link!! It may very well take you to their pretentious propaganda page.

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