Sunday, December 14, 2003
"KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS":
Several Evil Leftists tried to warn their followers about me when I first started publishing on the web at my old site, especially Dohiyi Mir, the Magpie (who now does most of her posting at Pacific Views), and skippy the bush kangaroo. Their efforts failed because silly liberals have such 'satiable curiosity, and visited me anyway just to see for themselves. I thank those foolish early linkers for helping to lure more unsuspecting leftists into my clever trap.
My readers, of course, being genuinely compassionate conservatives in the Nietzschean sense ("The weak and the failures shall perish: first principle of our love of man. And they shall even be given every possible assistance."), will agree with me that new bloggers starting out should be discouraged from the very start by getting no visitors at all -- if they are fuzzy minded liberals. Several such newbie would-be Eschatons are trying out their blog legs by entering this week's New Weblog Showcase. Let's try and drive them off the web in despair by not going to look at any of these entries:
Several Evil Leftists tried to warn their followers about me when I first started publishing on the web at my old site, especially Dohiyi Mir, the Magpie (who now does most of her posting at Pacific Views), and skippy the bush kangaroo. Their efforts failed because silly liberals have such 'satiable curiosity, and visited me anyway just to see for themselves. I thank those foolish early linkers for helping to lure more unsuspecting leftists into my clever trap.
My readers, of course, being genuinely compassionate conservatives in the Nietzschean sense ("The weak and the failures shall perish: first principle of our love of man. And they shall even be given every possible assistance."), will agree with me that new bloggers starting out should be discouraged from the very start by getting no visitors at all -- if they are fuzzy minded liberals. Several such newbie would-be Eschatons are trying out their blog legs by entering this week's New Weblog Showcase. Let's try and drive them off the web in despair by not going to look at any of these entries:
- Kick the Leftist's entry is Big Corporate vs. 13 y/o girl. Despite a blog name which is clearly a very good idea, this site is just more anti-business propaganda, trying to build up sympathy for their crusade by the story of a mere child. Well, we've all seen how mere children can be used as suicide bombers by terrorists. I won't shed any tears for this potential teenage gang member.
- It's Craptastic!'s entry is What is the point? This is one more attempt to appeal to bleeding heart feelings, even going so far as to use the funeral of a brave soldier killed in Iraq to make its point. This blogger should have followed Bush's example and not even mentioned such a death. Cover the good news instead, like record high numbers on the Dow.
- Respectful of Otters's entry is You didn't really need those HIV drugs, did you? (At least that's what it's called on the Showcase, but the link seems to be off -- they can't even get their act together enough to tell you to scroll down to Dec. 10). Obviously from its name, this blog is either that of a lousy speller or some radical animal lover, and on top of that she's some kind of head shrinker. Clearly a good site to avoid.
- Echidne of the Snakes's entry is Sigh. (Once again, the techno-illiterate leftys can't seem to get their permalinks right, and don't warn you to scroll down to Dec. 4 to read this.) This professed pagan divinity is trying to lure in the unsuspecting with what looks like a personal item, but when she has your attention it turns into another feminist rant.
