Wednesday, May 12, 2004
WASH THEIR MOUTHS OUT WITH SOAP:
Here's more evidence of intellectual irresponsibility from the idiots of Ingsoc:
Maybe those Marxist mind molders misread the meaning of their meddling. That article on "Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy" doesn't say there was a lot more licking, just that "sexual intercourse among 16-year-olds fell by up to 20 per cent". Perhaps descriptions of such practices so repulsed good churchgoing young people that they stopped even petting, out of fear of being led on to do such revolting things. Possibly they read ahead of their lessons about "safe sex" and noticed ominous warnings like this one:
Here's more evidence of intellectual irresponsibility from the idiots of Ingsoc:
Encouraging schoolchildren to experiment with oral sex could prove the most effective way of curbing teenage pregnancy rates, a government study has found. Pupils under 16 who were taught to consider other forms of 'intimacy' such as oral sex were significantly less likely to engage in full intercourse ...Sensible people will reject this nightmare vision of our kids being "obscene and not heard". Those ivory tower idealists with their New Age jargon about "fulfillment" are missing the point of Free Education. Profligate hedonism should not be an option. We don't want schools where children even know how to pleasure each other at will. Paraphrasing one expert on authority, we just want the wards of pedagogy to get up and eat and move and stop and do homework when they are told to, and obey, and take orders. How else can they develop the self-control to ignore the liberal propaganda they will be exposed to in college?
Maybe those Marxist mind molders misread the meaning of their meddling. That article on "Oral sex lessons to cut rates of teenage pregnancy" doesn't say there was a lot more licking, just that "sexual intercourse among 16-year-olds fell by up to 20 per cent". Perhaps descriptions of such practices so repulsed good churchgoing young people that they stopped even petting, out of fear of being led on to do such revolting things. Possibly they read ahead of their lessons about "safe sex" and noticed ominous warnings like this one:
Q: What are these little squares of latex and what am I going to do with them?
A: Please realize that dental dams were not originally designed for what you have in mind.
