Wednesday, January 19, 2005


Thankfully Our Noble Lame Duck has already recanted his answer to an interviewer that he won't seriously try to push for a Homogeneous Marriage Amendment this term, but now Overspun has spotted news that makes me think we have a much more pressing need for a different one.
Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature US flags into piles of dog poo in public parks. ... "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time."

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq. ... But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame. ...

"...frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.
Let me advise you NOT to catch them by the hand at all, unless you are well protected by latex gloves. Meanwhile, this star spangled banner abuse has continued for a year. Obviously this country will be their next target. Just think of how many opportunities these leftist exterior decorators would find in the pastures of Texas. There must be thousands around Crawford alone. Our Supreme Illiterates may believe burning a flag is free speech, but hopefully spiking one in dog patties wouldn't even be defended by the ACLU.

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