Thursday, February 24, 2005
SAVING SENATOR SANTORUM:
Two small boys and two girls were married off to four puppies by tribal villagers in the small northern Indian state of Jharkhand to ward off evil. ...What a relief. These may be interspecies marriages, but at least they aren't interspecies gay marriages.
Neighbours and relatives of the four children danced to music performed by the band before the marriages were solemnised with puppies of the opposite sex, the report said.
