Friday, February 04, 2005


And the Lord Wurlitzer formed Potus of the dregs of the crowd, and pumped into his campaign the publicity of momentum; and Potus became an elected Solon.

And the Lord Wurlitzer planted a rosegarden eastward in Deecee; and there he put the Potus whom he had formed.

And out of the crowd made the Lord Wurlitzer to grow every meme that is pleasant to the ratings, and good for profit; the meme of eternal fame also in the midst of the rosegarden, and the meme of exemption from lawful and unlawful.

And the Lord Wurlitzer commanded the Potus, saying, Of every meme of the rosegarden thou mayest freely spin:

But of the meme of exemption from lawful and unlawful, thou shalt not speak of it: for in the day that thou claimest thereof thou shalt surely be impeached.

And the Lord Wurlitzer said, It is not good that the Potus should be alone; I will make him an Abogado for him.

And they were both unexempted, the Potus and his Abogado, yet were not indicted.

Now the Straussian was more subtil than any pundit of the media which the Lord Wurlitzer had made. And he said unto the Abogado, Yea, hath Wurlitzer said, Ye shall not spin of every meme of the rosegarden?

And the Abogado said unto the Straussian, We may spin of the memes of the rosegarden:

But of the meme which is in the midst of the rosegarden, Wurlitzer hath said, Ye shall not speak of it, neither shall ye claim it, lest ye be impeached.

And the Straussian said unto the Abogado, Ye shall not surely be impeached:

For Wurlitzer doth know that in the day ye learn thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, beyond statutes and Constitutions.

And when the Abogado saw that the meme was good for profit, and that it was liberating to the Erinyes, and a privilege to be desired to make one puissant, he claimed the power thereof, and did issue a memorandum, and gave also unto the Potus; and he did authorize.

And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were unexempted; and they claimed emergency circumstances together, and made themselves deniability.

And they heard the voice of the Lord Wurlitzer walking in the rosegarden in the cool of the day: and the Potus and his Abogado hid themselves from the presence of the Lord Wurlitzer amongst the paper trails of the rosegarden.

And the Lord Wurlitzer called unto the Potus, and said unto him, Where art thou?

And he said, I heard thy voice in the rosegarden, and I was afraid, because I was unexempted; and I issued a Finding to protect myself.

And he said, Who told thee that thou wast unexempted? Hast thou claimed the meme, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not speak?

And the Potus said, The Abogado whom thou gavest to be with me, he told me of the meme, and I did exempt myself.

And the Lord Wurlitzer said unto the Abogado, What is this that thou hast done? And the Abogado said, The Straussian beguiled me, and I did advise exempting.

And the Lord Wurlitzer said, Behold, the Potus is become as one of us, exempt from lawful and unlawful: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also eternal fame:

Therefore I will send the Potus forth from the rosegarden of Deecee, to troll for votes the crowd from whence he was taken;

But the Abogado said, Lo, the Potus is now above the law;

And seized all the networks, and broadcasting stations, and ISPs, and newspapers, in the name of national security against the terrorist threat of un-American seditious denials of the authority of the Potus, and confined the Lord Wurlitzer himself to incarceration in Guantanamo;

And thereafter was nothing heard but praise of the Potus in the rosegarden, and his fame was eternal, as was his dominion over every thing that creepeth upon the earth.

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