Ayn Clouter's Blog

GREATER GEORGIA THROUGH RADICAL TORONTOMY:

Misdirection is also very important in magic. ... You have to make people believe that the object is in your hand and that you're doing magic movements ... While you do this (the misdirection) you are doing your dirty work with the other hand.

Someone not in prison for statutory rape is now claiming that Our Noble Lame Duck has authorized plans to invade Iran in June. Well, of course he has. He's also authorized plans to invade lots of other countries at lots of other times, even coalition members like Australia. What if a revanchist communist coup seized Iceland, disrupting our submarine detection network? It's just routine to be prepared for anything. Remember our great victory over Cuban construction crews in Grenada.

More recently the big noise has all been about Syria. Gullible minds think our demands for their withdrawal from Lebanon are the first step to invading Damascus. The more cynical think those are just a way of distracting people from our planned attack on Tehran. Those two capitals, being full of both types, have now agreed to a joint defense pact. This misalliance of secular Marxists and theocratic Muslims will work about as well as the Hitler-Stalin pact. (Hint of coming attractions: Just as in World War II, we will cooperate with one to destroy the other. It will surprise the world when we pick the Iranian side. Why them? Those heirs of the ancient Persians agree with our current administration that the government should enforce the will of God upon the benighted masses; the different name we give the deity is a minor point that will be dealt with later.) While Beltway boneheads worry over which of Iraq's relatively harmless (to us) neighbors we are secretly gunning for next, we actually get set to deal with a real threat right here within spitting distance.

The astute could see clues, of course. What is the most loyal and patriotic network we have? Why then would they cast a foreigner to play federal agent Jack Bauer on "24"? Let me reveal that next season he is scheduled to be fighting a plot by a crazed environmentalist professor to explode a "dirty bomb" at the University of Michigan. During filming there this summer, as the campus streets are filled with camera crews and phony Homeland Security officers (thus causing the real ones to let down their guard), an actual dirty bomb will go off. This will not only eliminate one hotbed of radicalism, but prevailing winds should cause massive casualties in the Democratic stronghold of Detroit. Between them these two excisions by radiation will push Michigan into the Republican camp. More important is the finger of blame that will then be pointed at our next target, and the popular anger that will be stirred against them just as it was by Pearl Harbor.

See the connection yet?

Remember that Ann Arbor is only a short distance from an unguarded border that radioactive material could be easily smuggled across. By whom? Condie will be going to the United Nations afterwards to explain our reaction to them. She'll denounce Kiefer Sutherland as, not a victim, but an insidious suicide bomber for his native country, Canada. Yes, we've set him up to take the fall, posthumously. He's a convenient Marinus van der Lubbe for our time, since he's from the right place and also has ties to those traitors in Hollywood. But let's be frank: we could have used any number of other Canuckistars as shills. We chose him partly for revenge over his father's role in that un-American movie M.A.S.H.

Why invade, for the third and charmed time, that stronghold of traitorous loyalists to the British crown who fled North from our own glorious revolution? First there's the money. Various heavily-contributing real estate interests are drooling at the prospect of selling off plenty of occupied land, when our global warming project really kicks in and the permafrost melts across the Northwest Territories. (Melting ice will also drown a lot of very blue port cities here at home, another political plus, but that is only a side benefit.)

Next, there's the military necessity.

Condi Rice has announced the delay of a planned trip to Canada. The official reason: because of scheduling conflicts; unofficially (and through sources that leak like sieves), Bush is pissed off because Canada refuses to go along with his beloved missile shield defense program that involved -- and, by logical necessity, must involve -- an American presence in Canadian air space. ...

The Canadian public is overwhelmingly critical of the War in Iraq and of the Bush administration in general. Bush's missile defense shield program was particularly unpopular, largely because Canadians did not believe assurances that it would never be used offensively and they did believe it was being rammed through the Canadian Parliament by Bush and by Prime Minister Martin aka Bush's poodle.

Of course it is intended to be used offensively. Even the rigged "demonstrations" keep showing that it can't stop incoming ICBMs. Why keep building it, then, unless we are going to use it? As Eastasia China keeps getting more of our bonds in their hands, we will soon face the choice of submitting to their economic blackmail, or of cancelling that debt by the simple expedient of cancelling the bondholder. Obviously, we can't let this bunch of figure skaters prevent that by denying our rockets passage over their frozen wheat fields.

Here's more radical ranting, from Vive le Canada:

It's now clear how the Bush administration sees things: Canadian sovereignty exists only at its pleasure. If we do what Washington wants, we retain our sovereignty. If we don't, all bets are off.

... U.S. ambassador ... Paul Cellucci noted that Washington would simply deploy its anti-missile system over Canadian airspace anyway ...

Canadian advocates of missile defence have long argued that joining the scheme is the best way to protect our sovereignty — the logic apparently being that Washington is going to intrude into our airspace anyway, so it's better if we look like that's what we wanted all along. It's only rape if you resist.

Fortunately the Martin government, under enormous pressure from the public, the NDP and the Bloc Québécois, ignored this convoluted logic.

Meanwhile the commonwealth commies have sensed the threat:

Major boost in Canadian military spending, following years of cut-backs

Defence and homeland security figure among the major items for increased Canadian government spending in the 2005 budget presented to Parliament Wednesday by Finance Minister Ralph Goodale. The finance minister promised that, over the next five years, Canada's military would benefit from "the largest increase in defence spending in 20 years....

Domestically, the budget provides ... for increased security on the Great Lakes and St. Lawrence Seaway, which border the United States....

They know where the real danger is coming from. And, just as the Syriacs and Iranioids are combining forces against the Great Satan, so are the brain-dead white males across the Atlantic learning to link up with the loathsome lacrosse players lurking across the Great Lakes. Germany's Spiegel just ran this expansionist call at "It's Time For Canada to Join the EU":

Canada, for example, makes a surprise appearance on the German editorial pages on Thursday. With the country that Americans often refer to, mockingly, as the "Great White North" looking more and more like a member of the European Union each day, editorialists are having a field day over Ottawa's decision to snub Washington on its planned "Son of Star Wars" missile defense system.

...Canada and the US -- a paring that has become increasingly difficult since the Iraq war. But Baghdad wasn't the first fight in this power marriage. "In the 1970s, Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau annoyed the US with his Cuba policies, by establishing diplomatic relations with China (before the US) and by opening the country to Vietnam draft dodgers,"....

But in recent years, Canada has promoted the International Criminal Court and ratified the Kyoto Protocol, putting Washington in a "huff." "Since Bush's election, both societies seem to be diverging," it adds. "It's become easier than ever for Canadians to define their identity as the opposite of that of the America of the Republicans." Ottawa long ago did away with the death penalty, it has strict gun control laws and the list of diverging societal values is growing. Now Canada wants to introduce same sex marriages, which the US has rejected. And unlike Washington, which has a zero-tolerance policy on drugs, Ottawa is planning to decriminalize small quantities of marijuana. A recent poll found that 33 percent of Canadians believe faith plays an important role in their daily lives compared to 60 percent of Americans.

This article (with a photo caption that adds "It's time to begin EU accession talks") demonstrates not just German greed, but the widening Eurocentric cultural cancer which is already leaking across the border to states like Kerry's Taxachusetts and Howie's Virmount. We could already see that, however, just by looking at their cunningly bilingual national anthem. While the English sounds innocuously defensive, with "we stand on guard for thee", the version in that "freedom" language is more revealing: "Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix!" This talk of an arm not only ready to wield the sword, but to carry the cross, is cleverly coded crusading Catholic propaganda. "Et ta valeur, de foi trempée" only drives the point home about how "steeped in faith" is their "valour", as they misspell it up there. Yes, because our forefathers chickened out and left a polyglot Papist foothold on the continent in Quebec, the forces of the Pope, that anti-war, anti-execution, pro-welfare state sleeper agent of the old communist regime in Poland, are undermining our underpinnings. They are clearly planning to use the Mass as a Weapon of Destruction. No wonder The Ketchup Consort was so popular next door.

All of this was bothersome, but on the back burner. Why move up our timetable to take over these Arctic terrorists this summer? You probably never saw this here, because our media, with most of their profits now coming from broadcasting licenses controlled by the powers that be, prudently gives short shrift to charges of conspiracy. Those shivering socialists up above Lake Erie are not so constrained. On February 26 the Toronto Globe and Mail ran this lead about the late Hunter S. Thompson:

Hunter telephoned me on Feb. 19, the night before his death. He sounded scared. It wasn't always easy to understand what he said, particularly over the phone, he mumbled, yet when there was something he really wanted you to understand, you did. He'd been working on a story about the World Trade Center attacks and had stumbled across what he felt was hard evidence showing the towers had been brought down not by the airplanes that flew into them but by explosive charges set off in their foundations. Now he thought someone was out to stop him publishing it: "They're gonna make it look like suicide," he said. "I know how these bastards think . . ."

Yes, the rest of the story, only available to subscribers, does admit this is only how the writer wishes the tale had played out, so that his leftist hero would not have died in vain, but they know full well nobody down here would bother trying to convert currencies just to read that disclaimer. This was a clever plant to fan the flames of paranoia against U.S. leadership during wartime. Sure enough, it has stirred tinfoil hatters to switch to larger sizes. Look at Prison Planet ("Now check out this February 25 Associated Press story about Thompson's death. Sounds a lot like a professional hit with a silencer."), or Tyranny Response Unit News ("Shortly thereafter, a counselor with Aspen Counseling Center, a local organization that provides support for victims at crime scenes, arrived at the residence. ... Prince Bandar and the Aspen Medical Foundation have a cozy relationship. What if we follow the money?"), or Conspiracy Planet, which points to an even darker possibility:

... Thompson was working on an expose of the homosexual pedophile underground which permeates the MSM, Washington, DC, & BOTH political parties, a la the Franklin Coverup scandal of the 80's & 90's.

The danger of the Jeff Gannon scandal becoming the next dot to connect the BusShes to Franklin is causing panic among the MSM & DC, according to Skolnick.

Skolnick claims that Gannon AKA Gluckert is really Johnny Gosch, who was kidnapped as a child in 1982 & pressed into a pedophile prostitution ring which was directly connected to Franklin. SS advises to google "Johnny Gosch" & be amazed at the results.

Clearly we cannot allow this kind of disinformation to continue to be stirred up by that Confederation of Evil. Napoleon and Hitler both demonstrated the fallacy of invading the far North in winter, so this will be a summer campaign. It will also be a jobs program, since we will need to build lots of domestic internment camps for the many Canadians resident here. And you short-sighted liberals thought Michelle Malkin was only paving the way for rounding up Arabs.

Here are some things to keep in mind when doing misdirection: The audience will look where you look - This is always true. If you're not looking at your pocket, they will not be inclined to look at it, unless you look at it.